Vomit A La Infant

When babies throw up you don't have time to turn them AWAY from you. When babies throw up you usually have piles of dirty laundry and only one last piece of clothing to put them in which of course they burn right through by mid-morning and you end up sitting in front of a sliding glass door that has sun shining through it to keep them warm. When babies throw up your plans for the day get thrown up on as well. When babies throw up they cry and cry and make themselves throw up more. When babies throw up you wish it was you and you sit there every moment they get exhaustion induced sleep staring at them and hoping they sleep just a few more moments because they look so peaceful with their rosy cheeks and eyes fluttering.