Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Got Your Truth

The Truth is, it was a 40 pound King.

The Truth is, men on the Kenai Are big fat Liars (in the most positive sense of the word). "Nope. Just heading back for lunch," translates something like this -- "I've got a 60-pounder in the hold of my boat and we're going in to grill some salmon steaks."

The Truth is, there ARE loads of women on the Kenai (many of them date one another).

The Truth is, I wish I had a video of Misty "jumping into action" -- that would be one worthy of 'Funniest Home Videos.'

The Truth is, had her mom and dad been drinking margaritas, they would have ended up all over their own boat AND the 50 boats they encountered along the way.

The Truth is, sophistication has nothing to do with it -- a woman working to pull in a 40-pound king is anything but sophisticated.

The Truth is, that river'll make a Liar out of just about anyone.

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7 comments:

PMC said...

Can't you let a girl have a little fun? Ladies - the man is just jealous. VERY VERY jealous. I am pretty sure his jeans will still go with his new color...blue and green match ok don't they?

K said...

If the jeans aren't blue enough, I still have a couple of those pens lying around here -

I am imagining you jumping into action. Yes. I can see it now. I needed a grin today -

Duncan said...

Wow! Those suspenders need to be tightened, big time! I don't know you that well, Paul, but I don't want to know you *that* well. Thanks for sharing.

PMC said...

That picture is of course not of Paul...just some random person on the Kenai....did you already know that Cherry Tree? Sorry if you did, just wanted to clear that up...didn't want my poor husband to bare his rear without knowing it....

K said...

It IS Paul. It IS!! I can tell by his smile . . .

Melissa said...

Misty, maybe you should spend a little extra fishing time with Paul? You know, give him a few pointers.

K said...

HEY!!!! We're FREAKING OUT HERE. Are you guys okay? WHere are you? DROP US A LINE SO WE'LL KNOW YOU WEREN'T KIDNAPPED.